Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Apostle Islands: Death List

Death Toll:
Mark: choked on sausage
Joe: fell off log and drowned
Bruce: tripped and broke his neck
Mike J.: excessive diarrhea
Jessica: yoga exercise
Martha: choked on unknown item
Shawn: drowned; he stumbled and fell, face-first into the bay, arms and head flailing in the murky water
Sara (me): flipped out of hammock and landed on back
Mike S.: Alien death; chicken flew from chest
Kathy: bitten by bug
Jared: attacked by bees
Brooke: fell/slipped from cliff
Jess: strangled by clothes-wire
Kerry: died in his sleep

The Possessed:
Heidi

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